Saturday, November 03, 2007

Confession

I have a confession to make. I can't believe I'm going to admit this to the world. It's been my dirty little secret for quite awhile now. But I'm obsessed with Dog The Bounty Hunter. I've been watching his show for years. I DVR every episode. It's not so much Dog that I love but his oldest son Duane Lee. I have a secret wish that Duane Lee will fall in love with me through the screen and come and sweep me away from the plains of Kansas and love me Hawaiian style for the rest of my life. So I watch and I wait and I love that they kick ass and take names. And I dream of having my own sand bag shooting gun and pepper spray foam. It's sick and lame but it's the truth.

And now Dog has ruined my dream. He went and made all those racist comments to his stupid son Tucker and now the show is canceled. And too top it off he is a racist and that is never cool. So now I'm sad and my dream is ruined. Who will I love on TV now. Who will sweep me away. Who will pepper spray people and catch the bad guys? Dang it Dog what were you thinking. Didn't he know I needed Duane Lee. Didn't he know that the whole world is watching and now he looks like a total jack ass! Hasn't he heard of Imus????

So that's my sick confession. I'll keep watching the repeats and praying that Duane Lee will come find me...

Jessie

3 comments:

Soapbox Girl said...

Dog was totally my guilty pleasure too. I'm sort of sad to find out he's so hateful.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

To each his own. He's been to prison and that turned me off right out of the gate. I never watched him, but if you loved the show good for you. I didn't know his show got cancelled, but am not surprised. Big hug. :)

Natalie said...

I'll miss the show too. I'd heard production was suspended, but didn't know it was canceled. Bummer!