Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Cougar Poop

My neighbors have a ton of pets! Seriously they probably have close to 20 cats and about 5 dogs. All of the animals run loose around the neighborhood. Well not so much the neighborhood because I'm finding that their favorite place to be is my yard. It's really starting to tick me off. All the cat poop, dog poop, and just the annoyance of it is about to push me over the edge. Tonight I went outside and there was the biggest pile of crap in my flower bed that I have ever seen. Heather and I decided that there is no way it was a cat or dog they must have gotten a cougar for poop that big!

So since I'm right on the edge I scooped the cougar poop up with a shovel and took it over and deposited it in their yard. I think I'm going to keep doing that. If they don't get the hint that way then next week I'm getting a BB gun and I'm shooting their cats everytime they come in the yard. I'm done playing nice. If you are gonna have a herd of animals you need to take care of them. My Lena stays in the yard. In fact I got the yard fenced just to keep her from going in other people's yards. If I can do it they can do it.

I like animals but enough is enough.

Jessie

3 comments:

Comedy + said...

Good luck, but usually this just starts a war. Clods are what I call these kind of people. They only care about theirselves and no one else. It's a shame. :(

bundle-o-contradictions said...

There might be an ordinance in your area about the number of pets allowed in a residential area, if you want to go that route.

andis said...

My grandmother used to do some rather well, I'll tell you about it sometime, things to cats, they kinda gave her yard a wide berth after that.
She was a wonderful woman, such dignity and poise, But, Cats feared her.